February 1986 -
ME/Sounds (Germany)
(Translation below)
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BLIND DATE
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ROBERT
SMITH
BLIND DATE
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ROBERT
SMITH
We should have guessed! Inviting a Goth god like Robert Smith to Blind Date had
to mean a higher risk, and it wasn’t just that ME/Sounds encountered a pretty
drunk “Fat Bob”; the selection of songs also led the notorious man of gloom into
an increasingly depressed frame of mind. So
The
Cure leader didn’t restrain his malice and devastating judgements, and even
insulted our innocent reporter, who after all didn’t have anything to do with
the choice of songs …
Prince:
“America” (12”)
“Sounds like Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Hmm, I really don’t think I can guess
who it is. Prince? For Christ’s sake, it’s terrible! And if he knew how
stupid he really looks … no, it’s shit. Just wind the stupid tape on! Hello
Prince! Can you hear me? Can I be your psychiatrist?”
Oingo Boingo: “Weird Science”
“Thomas Dolby? No? Who is it then? Oingo Boingo? Oh, the soundtrack. It’s
all the same, isn’t it? The song is dreadful anyway. I met a girl who acted in
this film – and she thinks the same as me!” (Laughs maliciously)
Pete Townshend: “Face to Face”
(After the first bars)
“Sounds like Sweet, only worse. Or as if Glenn Tilbrook had hair only half as
long and wanted to form a new band called Squeeze. Tell me who’s yodelling
around in such an indescribable way … Pete Townshend? What in the world does
Pete Townshend want with The Squeeze?”
Woodentops: “Well Well Well”
“Funny, that sounds like Suicide 10 years ago. Is it a comeback or something?
No? The Woodentops? Someone went on at me once about how good the band was.
This is the first time I’ve heard them, and all I can say is, there’s worse!”
Anne Pigalle: “He Stranger”
“Oh, I know that, it’s Anne Pigalle! There are moments when I really love her
voice. But this song is awful. I think she’s alright, but she’s wasting her
talent on stupid tunes!”
THANKS: Alison (usedtobe) for
the TRANSLATION.